Observations, questions, thoughts and prayer. Recently on news smacks I heard that when Mr. Trump’s teleprompter goes out they resort to flash cards. They also spread the rumor that daddy plans to replace the head on the Statue of Liberty with a bust of Ivanka. I hope I heard that tight.

Can we get Mr. Trump to fly into Newark anytime soon? I understand the landfills are beautiful this time of year. Might even see some former MAGA seniors scrounging for food. No more Meals on Wheels.

Putin’s paramour is intimidated by anyone who’s superior intellectually so that explains his killing headstart. Insiders say that DEI doesn’t stand for diversity, equity and inclusion. It stands for Donald, Elon and Idiot Vance. Is it just me or does Elon look a lot like Kim Jong U; before the hair plugs of course.

OAF news reports the only reason Trump wanted Greenland was because he thought that was where all the money was printed. He mistakenly thought the Panama Canal was in Venice. The tangerine turncoat also needs to know that with 4K and 8K television we can actually see the strings that Putin uses to make him dance.

Alas, because of misinformation and phonetics “owned by LIV” morphed into “own the libs.” You know, like they did slaves. I also don’t have it on good authority but FOG news says his recent absence on Truth Social was because his Etch-A-Sketch broke. Till next time, with love from Mar-a-Lego.

Larry Winter

Tullahoma