Back with more news from Marred-By-Legos. Reporting today from sunny Palm Bleach; where the sand is as white as the people who own it. Due to the downturn in tourism, this year’s spring break will be called spring break even.

The governor has some new platform shoes, so he’s finally tall enough to ride a Disney ride. They just won’t let him. Seems his last foray into the enchanted kingdom had him pass out on the merry-go-round. Apparently the increased height exacerbated his vertigo

Upon the hill Mr. Trump was the questioned about the big beautiful bill and he said he thought they were talking about O.J. Simpson. Now that the apartheid partners are apart Trump doesn’t’ think Elon will honor the Tesla warranty so he called CarShield. Orange man called me on a burner phone, wanted me on a burner phone, wanted me to invest in something about creep-to currency.

I thought that sound apropos. When I reminded him that I still hadn’t received my upside-down bible or gold sneakers he hung up. Fog News is reporting that Massa Trump may not be able to attend his on military slash birthday party. Something about bone spurs.

On a brighter note they added if Pete Hegseth don’t work out, Captain Jack Sparrow is ready to step in. which ponders the question no famous philosopher ever asked, “Without grey matter, does any of it?” He also queried about the past tense of weed-eat.

Doge finally realized the reason the numbers didn’t crunch was because the abacus they were using at the CBO needed new batteries. The White House has backed off on banning books. They just decided to remove all the words. Wouldn’t want to offend the delicate sensibilities of any alfalfa males.

Dictionaries, by definition, will be spared. Dapper Don is anxiously awaiting the new Ken Burns documentary on aerial dogfights during the revolutionary war. Donald Judas Trump also said former president Biden died in 2020. I too thought his signature appeared to be mechanically-drawn.

Survey inquiries are asking if Trump is a taco, does that make Melania a taco belle and Mike Johnson tinker bell? The same group wanted to know how to make a verbal exclamation point. More importantly, if Mr. Musk decides to have a fifteenth child with Katie Miller will someone please buy him a book of names.

Thank goodness AC-DC is already taken.

Larry Winter

Tullahoma