Back with no demand, more news from marred-by-legos. With all the filth that’s fit to print. Beginning in the basement of the White House: Pam Blondi says the real reason the Epstein list can’t be released is because Santa Claus is on it.

Trump confidant Steve Abandon said his recent cognitive test only consisted of two questions. What was the name of the boat in the movie “Titanic”? Second question was how many fingers am I holding up? For the naysayers who argue of his mental acuity or lack thereof. He guessed right both times. So there!

Forever changing names our fearless leper wants to change the Clark bar to the Caitlin Clark bar. The Lincoln Project says the term synapse will from this forward be referred to as the Trump gap.

Harvey Weinstein says he wants to remake a “Dumb and Dumber 3” and wants Trump to play both parts. J.D. Vance immediately threw a hissy fit. In sports news, fresh off their gold cup victory over the U.S. the champs were chanting “Hey gran gringo, how’s that wall coming?” Followed by a lot of Latin laughter.

The National Institute of Health has concluded that Adderall is not a part of the B complex. It also stated that Ketamine is not a cure for haughtiness. Eye-opening. Trump’s dermatologist says there are no crack sin his foundation and if there were they could easily be fixed with an orange crayon.

Boycotts at Wal-Mart and Target have ascertained that rainbows are like kryptonite to conservatives. Who knew? I put a rainbow flag in my front and back yard and it seems to act as a repellent. Haven’t seen a redneck or a homophobe all week.

Will Campbell posthumously said, “The reward of redemption and salvation pales in comparison to the allure of a goldbrick with a gold toilet.” Hallelujah. Amen. Alas, Stephen Miller as part of a July fourth prank told Donald if he put his dentures under his pillow the tooth fairy could balance the budget.

Word is Karoline Leavitt even laughed. Undocumented hearsay. Mark Cuban of Shark Tank says Trump should stay in the livestock business. Being one of the biggest bull-shippers of all times. Till next time may God bless and continue to question as does Metallica. “Where’s your crown, King Nothing?”

Larry Winter

Tullahoma