Marred-By-Legos back putting truth to power truth to paper; none of which applies to the following diatribe. Recently Luke the grifter, our commander-in-chief assembled and addressed our beloved military. He proceeded to call them obese, bearded and bad examples. Yeah, Mister GQ himself.

Pete Hogsbreath showed up and said they all had to shave. Stating, if I can’t grow a beard neither can you.

Quid quo pro reared its ugly head this week when that Mohammed Bin Salmonella fella wanted payment for his free gold jet. So, Trump gave him Iowa. This way if they decide to go after the Pentagon again, they won’t have so far to fly. Con man Judas and the Riyadh republicans seemed to have forgotten 9-11. God hasn’t. Pro golfers should be ashamed as well but at least now they all share the same handicap: Fear.

One of the many voices in my head wonders if the logo for Cracker Barrel had been of a woman and they removed her. Would the redneck red-eyed gravy crowd even have noticed, or cared? Hogsbreath and RFKKK junior, Mr. Anti-facts and Mr. Anti-vax, put on a physical education exhibition that was comedic.

No wonder they don’t want women in the military because Marjorie Taylor Greenbacks would have embarrassed them both. The CDC has come out with a CDC study that says gunpowder Viagra is now more dangerous and additive than vaping. Seeking clarity, the journalism industry wants to know if death by electric chair should be considered a current event?

The governor of Arizona said he actually prayed for Charlie Kirk’s assassin to be a Democrat instead of the rabid right. Now isn’t that something to pray for. In a related story, Turning Stomachs USA accidently opened a science book and found out that our planet has a wobbly axis and a less than perfect orbit. After consulting with tarot cards, a Ouija board and some magic jelly beans they determined it was all Joe Biden’s fault.

The scaramouche union suffered a setback this week when Congress in hiding squelched the vote. Otherwise, Congress as clowns would be required to wear the obligatory red bulbous nose and Clem Kadiddlehopper shoes. Funny hair won’t be an issue because most come pre-equipped.

Alas, in order to appease Kid Crock fans Bad Bunny has agreed to do a remix of the “Curly Shuffle” at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. A subtle tribute to all the shut-ins and mama’s boys.

Till next time, keep a wary eye on the Israeli-Gaza ceasefire and remember “No Kings.”

Larry Winter

Tullahoma