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An alleged shoplifting was getting in the Christmas spirit early this past week when police found Christmas lights stuffed down his pants and meth in his pockets.

The suspect, Randy Majors, 64, was stopped by Walmart loss prevention as he tried to exit the store without paying for a fishing pole. However, during questioning, Major admitted to something more.

“Majors admitted that he had Christmas lights stuffed in front of his pants,” the police report reads, noting that once the lights were found on him, lawmen did some further digging. “A clear baggie with meth inside was discovered in his front left pocket.”

He was arrested on charges of shoplifting and possession of drugs.