Your credo of “Don’t Mess with Texas” becomes a moot point when you keep re-electing republicans to do it for you. In response to the Texas tragedy our esteemed governor Hill Bill Lee and the Tennessee ligature have decided to issue Walkie-talkies in place of a levee. In a day and time when most people carry one or more cell phones, they issue walkie talkies.

You can’t make this stuff up. Just know that after the next flood, if you see a walkie-talkie floating down stream; it belongs to the state. In world news, after the recent meeting with Putin in Alaska, Putin remarked that Trump still gives the best shoe shine bar none. Boys Life has rescinded Trump’s lifetime subscription given his involvement with the Epstein files. The latest to testify having seen Trump on the island was the Energizer Bunny. Till next time, may God bless and continue to protest peacefully.

Larry Winter

Tullahoma